The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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