Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
