He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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