I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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