two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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