Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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