There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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