I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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