if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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