my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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