Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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