No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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