Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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