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My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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