Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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