the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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