I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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