So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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