i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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