Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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