i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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