it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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