yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
