You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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