I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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