She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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