oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
