so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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