I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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