So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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