Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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