Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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