she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
foreskin is a definite game changer
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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