so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
i've created a new STD.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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