wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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