YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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