Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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