So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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