I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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