I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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