Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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