We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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