He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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