I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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