On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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