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(941): View more from Florida

I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie

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(705): View more from Ontario

"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.

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(775): View more from Nevada

For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice

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(503): View more from Oregon

Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.

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(386): View more from Florida

i think my cat just said my name.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"

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