so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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