Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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