That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Houston, we have a squirter
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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