I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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